After talking with some of the goons in TFR (I know, never a good idea) I got the idea to apply for a Federal Firearms License. In the continuing quest to collect as many licenses as possible, adding one that doesn’t actually require any work other than a $30 check every 3 years doesn’t seem that bad, especially compared to the Amateur Radio licensing process.
The Federal Firearms License class 03 (the “Curios and Relics” license) enables the bearer to skip background checks, get around blocks states erect to interstate purchase of firearms, and allows me to sell any firearms I have on hand without requiring the buyer to go through a check themselves. The only catch is that the firearms must either be a rifle older than 50 years, or on an approved list the BATFE (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, otherwise known as the Bureau of Fun Stuff) publishes. And since the BATFE isn’t too punctual on sending out forms people request, another goon was kind enough to send me an extra.

FFL03 form, thanks to G43
There’s actually two copies in that packet. One copy of the paperwork goes to the ATF, the other gets mailed to my CLEO (Chief Law Enforcement Officer). I guess the idea is that he can stop the application from going through if he feels that I’m a horrible person. Anyway, the license requires that I be 21 years old to apply. But I got the paperwork well before my 21st birthday, so i sat on it for about a month and a half. And then, at 12:05 AM on my birthday, I slipped it in the mail.

Happy birthday to me...
It took almost 2 months for the paperwork to be processed, the extensive background checks run, and the license printed. But last weekend, it came in the mail.

This envelope could only be one thing...

It's pretty!
And now, the license is hanging on my dorm room wall, next to my Ham license, and my expired Class E NY driver’s license. I get the feeling it won’t be the last new license I get to hang on my wall.